Happy Bottom Bum Butter

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Happy Bottom Bum Butter is a vegan, 100% natural ingredients seat cream.

Easily distributed, water-resistant and absorbed quickly, it helps to reduce friction on the skin and prevents infections thanks to tea tree oil.

It also contributes to the regeneration of skin irritations or injuries and relieves pain with the help of clove oil.


  • Totally chemical-free,100% natural ingredients.
  • Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?
  • Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorb to lower dermis, all the way in to really encourage your damaged skin to repair itself.
  • Antiseptic, anti-bacterial barrier cream with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.
  • PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)
  • Tested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts, on @rseholes and not on animals.
  • 100% Vegan - Made out of vegans.  They're easy to catch, no stamina.
  • Female friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing.
  • Does NOT repel sharks, polar bears or goths.
  • 100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.